Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Actresses With Green Eyes




Ten men were sitting on chairs around a table in a neat office. One of them stands up and begins to expose the rest of his new acquisition: "smart bombs."

- "Smart missiles? - Question one of the listeners, known as Kike, his boss who talked to them.

-S i my dear colleagues, smart missiles ... Has anyone ever heard of them? - ask the boss.

Nobody answered.

And no one knows about this new invention, then I will make a brief summary about their usefulness. These smart bombs are nothing more and nothing less than our salvation for the coming war. We programmed the destination you want to destroy , push the button ... We destroyed our enemy. .- chief says excitedly.

Nobody could believe. With this news gave for the war was won. Happy all cheered.

- "Smart missiles? - Kike asks again.

- But for the love of god Kike! if smart missiles. What part do not understand? - Chief overreacting.
- Intelligent ¿?? - reiterated Kike.

- If! Intelligent ... Push a button and destroy a whole city in a second! - the chief said.

To which Kike replied: - Excuse me, sir, if they were smart as they claim to be, there would be no more war.


Special Contribution Julieta Sofia Bark. Listener
was good while it lasted

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